Song For Vampires 

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Well, I never did a single thing in my life 

That my mother could not condemn.

Father died of cancer when I was seventeen 

well you won’t get an answer from him.

On my second wife ‘cause the first one and I

We ran each other into the ground.

Now this one’s kidney’s failing and now she says she’s bailing 

Cause I’m just too hard to stay around.

 

Well, this is what you came to see, 

The turning inside out of me.

I will bleed and you will feed 

And we’ll all turn into vampires 

This is what you came to hear

all my pain and all my fear

It’s like a dinner bell ringing in your ear

Let’s all turn into vampires now

 


Well, I’m a lousy father to a wonderful son who I see every other weekend.

Sometimes even that doesn’t happen 

cause I couldn’t find the time to sleep again.

I’ve got a short penis and a big gut 

My friends are frightened but so what?

Yeah, I guess you could say that my life’s in a rut. 

I only tell you this because...

 

This is what you came to see 

the turning inside out of me.

Oh, I will bleed and you will feed 

And we’ll all turn into vampires. 

Yes, this is what you came to hear

All my pain and all my fear.

It’s like a dinner bell ringing in your ear

Let’s all turn into vampires now.

 


Bleed me dry and I’ll thank you for it because 

Every time it’s so euphoric.

But now don’t you fear, you know I’ll be alright 

You can find me here most every night

Because this is what you come to see

The turning inside out of me

Oh, I will bleed and you will feed 

And we’ll all turn into vampires 

Well, this is what you come to hear

All my pain and all my fear

It’s like a dinner bell ringing in your ear 

You motherfucking vampires. 

This is what you come to see 

The turning inside out of me.

Oh, I will bleed and you will feed 

And we’ll all turn into vampires, yeah 

This is what you come to hear, 

all my pain and all my fear

It’s like a dinner bell ringing in your ear

Let’s all turn into vampires now!

Vampires!

Vampires!

Vampires!

You suck...me...dry...