Song For Vampires
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Well, I never did a single thing in my life
That my mother could not condemn.
Father died of cancer when I was seventeen
well you won’t get an answer from him.
On my second wife ‘cause the first one and I
We ran each other into the ground.
Now this one’s kidney’s failing and now she says she’s bailing
Cause I’m just too hard to stay around.
Well, this is what you came to see,
The turning inside out of me.
I will bleed and you will feed
And we’ll all turn into vampires
This is what you came to hear
all my pain and all my fear
It’s like a dinner bell ringing in your ear
Let’s all turn into vampires now
Well, I’m a lousy father to a wonderful son who I see every other weekend.
Sometimes even that doesn’t happen
cause I couldn’t find the time to sleep again.
I’ve got a short penis and a big gut
My friends are frightened but so what?
Yeah, I guess you could say that my life’s in a rut.
I only tell you this because...
This is what you came to see
the turning inside out of me.
Oh, I will bleed and you will feed
And we’ll all turn into vampires.
Yes, this is what you came to hear
All my pain and all my fear.
It’s like a dinner bell ringing in your ear
Let’s all turn into vampires now.
Bleed me dry and I’ll thank you for it because
Every time it’s so euphoric.
But now don’t you fear, you know I’ll be alright
You can find me here most every night
Because this is what you come to see
The turning inside out of me
Oh, I will bleed and you will feed
And we’ll all turn into vampires
Well, this is what you come to hear
All my pain and all my fear
It’s like a dinner bell ringing in your ear
You motherfucking vampires.
This is what you come to see
The turning inside out of me.
Oh, I will bleed and you will feed
And we’ll all turn into vampires, yeah
This is what you come to hear,
all my pain and all my fear
It’s like a dinner bell ringing in your ear
Let’s all turn into vampires now!
Vampires!
Vampires!
Vampires!
You suck...me...dry...