Rip Van Quixote

DJ UNKNOWN
 

Once again back on the microphone 

MC Quixote, DJ Unknown

I’m the MC, Rip Van Quixote

DJ’s anonymous, LP’s eponymous

Lyrics flowing like lava, steaming like java

Dark like Macabre, Magic like Ali Baba

Trying to impress? See, that don’t distress me
I’m living my best me, who cares where the rest be?

Cause I’m busy retraining my brain

And sustaining my game

You complaining? How lame 

Life is hard? What a shame

Caught off guard? Who’s to blame?

Deal the cards, play the game

Called your bluff, say my name.

 

I am the myth, the legend that slept too long

Now I’m tilting at windmills and singing my song 

Mirror knights fall before me, foul villains deplore me 

Fair maidens adore me

And my righteous rhyme, syncopation sublime

Always on time, they all know that I’m

Flowing like a river, like domino’s I deliver

A taker, a giver, a full life liver

Got no time for the whine, left self-pity behind

And now you know me,

MC Quixote.

 

OK, time for the last stanza

Unknown is my Sancho Panza

When it comes to the rhythm he don't play

And the beat is my Rosanante

Slaying all the dragons, Draining all the flagons

Time to circle the wagons Cause we’re under attack

When the shit gets real With the clash of steel

The battle will reveal Unknown’s got my back

Now, I’m not just a dragonslayer 

Some say Quixote’s a player 

I see you there Maiden fair

Won’t you be my Dulcinea?